I Dreamt a Dream

As early as 1996, I knew definitively that I wanted to be a dad. I've always loved kids and gotten along well with them, so it made sense to me to want a few of my own. I know that this desire is due in part to the fact that I had a great dad of my own. My dad had a great dad too, and I wanted to carry on with this tradition of excellence in fatherhood. After all, we emulate our heroes and those two smart, compassionate, loving men have ever been a pair of my biggest. The ken to be like my patriarchs wasn't the only factor, but the rest eludes my ability to describe. I know it was largely love that drove my dreams, but otherwise I can't explain it. I imagine that a large portion of my female readers can empathize with me. There's a ...need not just to procreate and pass your genetic heritage on, but to make something so special that you'll love it immediately and forever; do things for them or give things up that you wouldn't do for anyone else. And now I've tasted it. I was given a brief, shining moment of glory and grace with my Avery Marie. Life is cruel though and the same fate that blessed Erin and I with her for those bright summer months, snatched her away. There was no warning. There was no chance to say goodbye. In the morning I woke her and fed her and smiled at her smiles. Always the happy baby, Avery opened her eyes and instantly smiled at me. By evening though her smiles were gone forever, stolen from all of us for a moment of inattention. I will always remember that last smile, but painfully, I will also remember wailing in the hospital room, her still body growing cold in my arms. I will remember the incoherent phone call from Erin where I could understand her just enough to ask to talk to the officer at her side. I will remember driving 90 mph across back roads, violently shaking and half blind from tears, madly thinking that if I could just get there in time things would be ok. That didn't happen though, and things aren't ok. I've caught myself going upstairs to wake Avery up only to realize halfway that she's not there. I'm insanely jealous of other parents. Erin goes into a panic whenever she sees or hears an emergency vehicle now. My daughter is gone and it's not ok. 

I know from others who have experienced a similar loss that the days get easier. I understand in my head that the pain will ease and that we'll keep moving down the road of our lives. My heart trembles at the prospect of the future though. Erin told me yesterday that she used to count weeks to mark how old Avery was. Now, she counts weeks since we lost her. Today is the third week and it's hard. Saturday will be the day she would have been five months old and it'll be hard. And next month? Hard. Thanksgiving? Christmas? Her first birthday? The anniversary of her death? The births of friends' babies? All hard. Still, we know we want children. That dream is still alive in us. I know that the immensity of my heartache is a reflection of my love for Avery, and I refuse to let that love die with her. Her younger siblings will all know about her, and we will love them with the same ferocity that we loved her. I love you, Avery Marie. I miss you. 

Auto Car Wrecks

   I'm a staunch believer in laughing at the things that would otherwise make you cry. So, along that vein, let me tell you a funny story before I suffer a psychotic episode.     As most of you know, I currently make my living as a courier. I drive around all day, delivering items from point A to point B(oondocks). I've delivered everything from payroll to office supplies, human tissue to tires, pharmaceuticals to bank bags and I drive a lot! On average, I travel about 300 miles each day. Or 75,000 miles per year! Let's put that in perspective. Each year I drive the equivalent of three times around the planet. And I do this all in my own car. Awesome! Anyway, what all this driving means is that I have to do things more often than most. If YOU drive a lot in a week, you might need to fill up your gas tank twice. I have to fill mine every day. Sometimes twice! YOU go 3000 miles or 3 months before changing your oil. I go 3000 miles or 2 weeks. YOU might be able to make it three years or more before you need new tires. I have to get new after about 6 months. Stuff wears out faster. I risk more tickets cause I'm on the road about six times more than the average driver. I found all of this out pretty quickly after starting this job.     Prior to the winter of 2010 it had been a pretty easy job. Loads of fuel, but nothing major apart from a mystery clunking in my front suspension. Mostly it was mysterious because I hadn't bothered to have it checked. I knew it had something to do with my suspension, but that was about it. Eventually though, my deliveries took me to an auto shop where I asked them to take a look at it. "You have a worn out lower ball joint, and a broken tie rod. Also, sigma tau theta, epsilon pi zeta." I knew the first bit was in English, but as far as my knowledge on cars went, it might as well have all been Greek. In fact, all I really understood was that they wanted $600 to fix a little clunking. Thanks, but I'll pass. I bought my first set of new tires not long after that, and reveled in the feeling of not fish-tailing every time I crossed an overpass. My excitement was short lived though. My car began acting erratic and soon became nearly impossible to accelerate. I made the rookie mistake of taking it to the dealership where they charged me $90 just to tell me what was wrong with it and that it would cost another $2400-3200 to repair. Fuck a duck in a light blue truck! Erin and I wrestled over what to do. I won cause I had wrestled in high school, but we still didn't know what to do about the car. Should we repair it, or buy a new one? Would we get anything on a trade-in with a broken engine? Lame ducks for sale! Lame ducks! In the end we opted to go the repair route. However, we switched to a mechanic that my parents used and who offered to do the work for substantially less. Plus, he explained to me the dangers of driving on my suspension problem and I said to hell with it, might as well fix it all. To this day, I'm still not clear about what was fixed. It had something to do with a bad cylinder and pitting on the flux capacitor that lead to the ballcock valve of the overflow circuit. My mechanic had never seen anything like it. Ha! That's because on the rare occasions that things go bad for me, they do so spectacularly! Regardless, we left it with our guy and he repaired it. And repaired it. And repaired it a little longer. Honestly, what he really did is better defined as waiting. Three times his shop had to re-order the parts because Daimler-Chrysler had them packaged incorrectly. Oh what brilliance! What confidence inspiring business practices! Huzzah, Chrysler! Huzzah! Nonetheless, after over three months of waiting, my car was up and running again. The engine purred and the ride was smooth. I was ready to give Erin back her car and put mine to work again. After all, I still had brand new tires! Alas, Fate had different plans.    It now being April, those epic storms so common to Indiana springs were sweeping through. Up in our new house in Arcadia, Erin and I were scrambling to gather up the animals and move us all to the cellar since the tornado sirens were wailing. JUST as Erin was stepping through the back door, half of one of the three large maples in our front yard came crashing down on my car, blanketing it in leaves and limbs. I'd had the car back for two weeks. I recall how in the light of the next morning I thought of Charlie Brown and the kite eating tree. My tree apparently had greater appetites. With the help of our neighbors, I cut and cleared the tree away until I could finally see all of the damage. The final assessment: the roof was warped and buckled, a smashed taillight, a shorn off side mirror, a dented hood and front fender, a broken headlight, numerous scratches, and a spider-webbed windshield. Nothing too terrible. Certainly nothing to keep me from driving it. The insurance company's assessment was a little different though since they totaled the car out. I wasn't too torn up about that however since the check they cut covered the remainder of my car loan, and left enough to buy the car back on a salvage title as well as pay for the parts for me to make it road worthy again. The car was still beat up and ugly, but my car payment was gone and my insurance was less. If only that had marked the start of good things to come.     Let me move through the next several events quickly. On my way to South Bend, I received a speeding ticket and promptly forgot about it until several months later when being pulled over by ANOTHER state trooper. He informed me that 1) I'd been speeding 2) my license was suspended for failure to pay my other ticket and 3) it was illegal to drive with a cracked windshield, my one major holdout from the tree incident since I could find no one willing to replace it due to the buckled roof. He gave me a verbal warning for the windshield, a written warning for the speeding, and a ticket for driving without a license. Thank you officer. I'll get this taken care of right away. On the very morning of my planned trip up to pay for the original ticket, I get pulled over. This time It was for an expired plate. Son of a bitch! Oh, and because I'm driving on a suspended license, they're also going to impound my vehicle, leaving me at the side of the road with all of my courier jobs for that day. My routing department at work sends another courier to pick me up, and together we complete my day. Of course then I got to start working through the red tape of getting my car back. The impound lot would not release my car without proof of a valid license which meant finding a ride to take me an hour and a half north of Indy. My dad came to my rescue, playing the part of the hero and shuttling me around to various stops over the course of that afternoon and the other necessary to get my ducks in a row. I bought him lunch. Twice. And made a silent promise to find him the best retirement community his money can buy when he's gone senile. ;) Love you, Da. So, with one ticket paid, my plates renewed, and an unreasonable sum forked over to the impound lot, I'm free to take care of the other tickets on my own. Ticket number two had the charges dropped by the superior court it was held in because I'd resolved the issue promptly. Ticket number three, I wasn't so lucky. I paid fines for two offenses and court costs. Bugger.     It's around this time that my car starts making intermittent noises like a diesel and the check engine light starts appearing randomly. Having learned my lesson about ignoring noises, I take the car back to my mechanic. As luck goes though, that day the car performed fine. The fuel injectors were a bit noisy but nothing like what I'd been hearing. Roughly two weeks later, on my way into work, my "electrical system failure" light came on. This meant one of two things; the battery I'd just bought a few months before had already died, or my alternator was about to go. I put my money on the alternator and spent the day performing "one of the easier mechanical repairs." Easy that is unless your car happens to be one  of those designed by the monkeys at Daimler-Chrysler. Where most cars have their alternators located up on top of the engine compartment, the Dodge Caliber's is snugged up in the middle, tightly fit behind the AC compressor. Terrific! Anyway, I got it fixed and the car ran like new. Until I crashed it. Seriously.     It's mid February and I'm on my way into our office. I'm on the tail-end of a minor chest cold; cough, runny nose, congestion. No big deal. Except that on that morning, with traffic backing up on southbound 37, I sneeze. I sneeze all the time. ALL. THE. TIME. Sometimes I've sneezed 12+ times in a row. I've tasted blood after finishing with a sneezing fit. This time though I sneezed up a wad of phlegm. Yeah, I could have swallowed it. I could have rolled down my window and spit it out into the freezing air. But that's not what I did. I was warm and comfortable. My body was obviously trying to expel whatever this mucus was carrying. So, I reached down into my passenger side footwell, and grabbed an old fast food bag to spit into. It's at this moment that the slowly moving traffic transformed to stopped traffic and I, not watching, didn't see in time to stop. I hit my brakes, just not in time, and rear ended the Envoy I'd been following. They in turn hit the car in front of them, who hit the car in front of them. It was a lovely little mess that everyone drove away from but me. I was fine, but my sad little abused Caliber had had its front grill and the radiator and radiator fans crunched in by the Envoy's bumper. We were going nowhere on our own power. I had the car towed home, got it into the garage, and there it still sits.    Quickly now; my sister loaned us her old car that had failed due to alternator issues. I replaced it and got it running again. Erin drove it while I started using her Caliber. The alternator on her Caliber started going. Luckily, I had a nearly new alternator I could replace it with. Next came the AC in the Grand Prix borrowed from my sister; it just blew hot air so I had to put in 24 oz of new refrigerant before it would start cooling again. Then, just this July 4th, the Prix overheated. Its coolant reservoir was dry despite having just filled it a month before. I thought it was the lower intake manifold gasket and spent a day disassembling the upper bit of the engine to find that the coolant leak wasn't from the gasket (which I now had to replace anyway) but was from a tiny little $5 pvc tubing elbow. The coolant had corroded the plastic until it broke open, spilling all the coolant. I replaced it and re-assembled the engine. Now it didn't run properly. Fuck me. My cousin believed it to be a vacuum system leak so I scoured the parts I'd dealt with for problems and found them. Broken fuel injector o-rings, bad seals between gaskets, split rubber connectors, faulty mass air flow and manifold air pressure sensors, dirty air filter. The issues kept piling up and getting fixed until at some point it all came together and the car started working again. In fact, it seems to be working even better than before. I'm so pleased with how it turned out that I can ALMOST forget about how I've come full circle. The ball joint on the Caliber has gone bad. Different Caliber, same joint. I started working on it last night. It's proving to be more problematic than expected.  *sigh* I miss riding my bike to work. 

Teach Me How To, Dougie

   This weekend I finally finished prepping and planting our little vegetable garden. We have neat little rows of potatoes, tomatoes, peppers, onions, squash, zucchini and cucumbers surrounded by chicken wire. I can hardly wait for the sprouts to start popping up, let alone the harvesting that'll come later. There's something I find very gratifying about doing something like this. I love being able to do something for myself and not needing to rely as heavily on someone else. I suppose that's the same reason why I started building furniture and doing my own automotive work. Apart from saving money, there's a deep satisfaction in knowing how to do things for yourself or your family. I'd actually love to be able to do more on my own. If I could own a couple dozen or hundred acres and live as far off the grid as possible, I'd do it in a heartbeat. There once was a time when people were largely responsible for growing and reaping/butchering their own food, sewing their own clothes, building their homes and furniture. Of course there were those people more specialized at specific jobs like blacksmiths and doctors, but  the vast majority of people had to rely on their own wits and strength. Today though we go to someone else for everything; Plumbers, electricians, landscapers, housekeepers, pool boys, interior designers, couriers, accountants, grocers, etcetera etcetera. We're forced to work outside of the home simply to maintain our homes. We work for other people in our rigourously compartmentalized jobs. "This is what I do and it's ALL that I do." How...lacking. The author Robert Heinlein once wrote:     “A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.”    They're words I've taken somewhat to heart. I'd love to see others do the same. Whenever an opportunity for learning something new presents itself, I take it. When a problem arises or a need becomes apparent, I look to see if I can take care of it on my own. And honestly, it's been amazing to find how little I need someone else to do the work for me. Do I need a teacher? Absolutely! Knowledge is rarely instinctual. However, give me a fish and I'm fed for a day. TEACH me to fish....

The Willow in the Winds

   I fancy myself as being a fair-minded person. I attempt to listen to both sides of any argument before making my decision as to which one I agree with. This even goes for arguments that I may have already decided on. I keep an open mind and the option to change how I think on the table. This is popularly called flip-flopping, but is simply being adaptable. Why have we put such a negative spin on this quality? When we argue with another person, don't we hope that they may actually be listening to what we're saying and taking our points into consideration so that they may come to think the same as we do? Or at least offer their own compelling argument to counter. This happens all the time in our household. I will make a statement about what I believe to be a good course of action, and Erin counters by telling me what a jerk I am and that we're doing it a different way. Argument / counter argument and my mind is changed. In all seriousness though, Erin usually makes very good points and it's not hard for me to say, "You're right. Your way is better." If only politics were this easy.     The biggest difficulty facing America today is not the economy or unemployment or gay rights. It's not the wars we're fighting or abortion or gun control. The BIGGEST problem is that Americans are dividing themselves based on opinions that they won't concede, and don't want their elected politicians to budge on either. How sad it is when so many Americans are complaining of the partisan politics in Washington, but are angry if THEIR guy yields ground. When did we lose the ability to compromise? How did our ideals become so polarized?    As a self-proclaimed social liberal, and someone who generally votes Democratic, I may have surprised Erin recently when I told her that I would vote for Republican Richard Lugar to retain his US Senate seat, even against a Democrat candidate. "Why?" she asked. There were a number of reasons, but the big one was his ability and willingness to work WITH The other side. His primary opponent Richard Mourdock painted this willingness to compromise as a weakness though and beat out Lugar for the chance at the Senate seat. How terrible for all of us. A certain amount of flexibility is beneficial for everyone whereas an unyielding will leads to tyranny. 

Atomic Grace and the Nuclear Family

   Most scientists agree that the earth was formed around 4.5 billion years ago and that the earliest example of life shows up half a billion years later. Thankfully though, the world's not run by scientists and the rest of us can rest assured in the planet only being around 6000 years old like the Bible tells us. ( source: Here ) Whew! There's a tendency to feel infinitesimally insignificant when considering yourself as part of an history spanning 4,500,000,000 years. Six thousand is a much more emotionally manageable number, and of all the things I want for my newborn daughter (As opposed to oldborn? Is she Benjamina Button?) emotional stability sits high on the list. Still, I want her to have a sense of wonder as well; to feel the grandeur of the universe and all its magnanimous magnificence. Perhaps I can find some evidence that supports a number somewhere between those other two. Regardless of any world views though, my three day old little girl is a marvel.
    At a scale of size nearly incomprehensible, a minute piece of elementary matter with a negative charge circles around a larger, positively charged bit of matter. As a metaphor this may represent Avery and myself, but it more accurately describes a Hydrogen atom, the smallest and most widely spread element in the universe according to those pesky scientists. That Hydrogen atom may bond with another atom or atoms then to form a chemical compound or molecule like H2O, which we all recognize as water. Maybe that water molecule is part of a complex molecule though like a ribosome. Combined with other organelles like the  endoplasmic reticulum, the golgi apparatus and the nucleus, a ribosome helps to make up a cell. That microscopic cell is just one of a multitude that could make up the brain. Other organs and systems together make up her tiny little body. She in turn is a piece of the vast organism we call humanity and humanity is an aspect of the Earth's interwoven ecology. Together with its satellite moon, forming another model of Hydrogen, the Earth orbits the sun as part of the solar system. The solar system swirls around on the outer edges of the Milky Way galaxy and the galaxy hurtles through space at an astounding speed of 671,000 miles per hour, surrounded by the other galaxies of the Local Group. And who knows how much further the pattern of expansion continues? Perhaps there will come a day when we recognize that our Local Group make up a recognizable unit in an even bigger whole which is in itself a smaller piece of something else. The immensity of scope is incredible and beautiful. More beautiful yet, however, is the realization that my child is now a part of it all. Two cells, packed full of elementary atoms, merged and for almost ten months drew in more atoms, slowly building this new person. Maddeningly slow at times, but with an exponential speed for most of it, Avery shaped her existence from the same stuffs that surround all of us and make up the universe as a whole. If there is a God, and I don't advocate for Its existence, this is where we can find Them.

    This is all the further I'd gotten when Erin, at home with Avery, sent a photo of the little girl to my phone. All that I'd written was still true, but it was suddenly insufficient. Thoughts of atoms don't make my chest swell. The complexities of this reality fail to make my eyes tear up. No scientist I've ever heard of has managed to measure love. In his sermons, my own dad has spoken of the grace of God. He says that grace is undeserved, un-earned love; that God loves us in spite of what we do or are, and is unconditional. This is what a parent has for their child. I love my country for the ideals it was built on. I love Erin for her many attributes and traits. I love so many things in my life, but Avery I love simply because she is. I loved her from the moment I saw that first ultrasound image and heard her heartbeat. Nothing in my entire life though prepared me for the burst of love and joy I felt as I watched her emerge from my wife.  Covered in blood and other fluid, her head misshapen and discolored, I had never seen anything so awe inspiring and beautiful. I spent the length of the pregnancy jealous of Erin. She may have felt like a "beached whale," dealt with the nausea, and been denied all kinds of food and drink, but she felt every roll, kick and hiccough our daughter made. She carried her for the greater part of a year and grew an indescribable bond the likes of which I will never have with any of our children. Nonetheless, it does not diminish what I feel for Avery, and the pleasure I felt at the privilege of seeing her birth. I have felt the grace of God, and I see Its work in her features; Her long, slim fingers that grip my own, the small soft ears, and big eyes which even now track Erin and my movements. Somewhere deep inside my baby girl are the atoms that once belonged to her mother and I, and that has given we three a connection that nothing will ever lessen. I look forward with great anticipation to all of her firsts and seeing her grow and live the life that she chooses. I love you, Avery Marie and I'm so very proud of you.

Sweet Child O' Mine

We're expecting a baby. A fresh soul, pink and unblemished. A brand new girl awaiting a panoply of experiences to color her life with. She's a cool spring day; bright green leaves rustling in the breeze, blue skies with high white clouds at the edges. The sun flirting with my skin. She is the culmination of my families; unsullied love of parents, sweet ferocity of siblings, wild joy in generations of kin. She is the laughter of my bride, bright and keen, cutting away at my troubles. She is all that is fine and right in this world and without having even met her I love her beyond all these pretty words....

Sure It Tastes Good, But Can I Smoke It?

   On Monday, my sister Adriane let me know that she had just gotten to smoke a Cuban cigar. One of her friends had recently been to Aruba and on her return decided to take up casual smuggling. Adriane reaped the illegal benefits. Now, I'm known to enjoy the occasional cigar with friends and have sampled, if not a wide variety, then at least a respectable one. Still though, I'm not certain that my pallette is sufficiently deep in order to enjoy the highly prized and sought after Cuban. I wouldn't pass one up though should one with my name on it ride a raft to Miami or sneak a trip stuffed in the bottom of some white girl's carry-on. I'm just not sure I'd be able to tell the difference between a Cuban and a Puerta Rican. Regardless, what my sister's revelation did to me was cause my brain to catch a thought train to Whatthefuck Station.     Tobacco is an interesting plant with a long and rich history. Not just rich in a metaphorical sense, but also literal since at one point the leaves were actually used as money. My question however is, "How did it get to that point?" What exactly caused that first Native American to decide that tobacco had medicinal properties? And what about drying it? Who thought, "Hey these leaves are pretty bitter right now, but maybe if I hang them upside down for the next several weeks/months inside of this hut they'll be better." History is full of this kind of event; jumps in knowledge without any easily explainable reason.     Take the potatoe and legumes for example. Most fruits and vegetables are good when eaten raw; carrots, berries, apples, celery, etc. The potatoe and legumes, like peas, beans and peanuts, are only actually tasty AFTER being cooked. For that matter, what about meat? At some time in prehistory our ancestors went from bloody meat and raw fruit and veggie omnivores to putting their meals in the fire. What would have possessed them to make that leap? Some other culinary advances: grains ("This grass isn't very good to eat but I bet if we take enough of these tiny, little seeds, and smash them into a fine powder we could mix them with other stuff."), beer and whiskey ("OR we could boil these seeds for a while, add some other shit we don't know what to do with, let it sit for awhile then drink it."), cheese ("Damn it! The milk's gone bad again. Maybe if I add some vinegar and squeeze it all for awhile....") and coffee ("Fuck! This legume is even nasty when it's cooked. I know, I'll roast them, grind 'em up and pour boiling water through the grounds. Still doesn't taste good? Well, can we at least still drink the water?")    This kind of stuff doesn't just affect the FDA though. Animal skin/hair clothing makes perfect sense, but silk is another thing altogether. "Stringy secretions from a worm's butt? Yes please I WOULD like a shirt made of that. And matching pants."    The big one though, the species changer, was metal. At one time, we were creatures of wood, stone,  leather and bone. However, at some point 7000 years ago in what is widely believed to be seperate sites in Asia and Europe, some smart people discovered metals. Have you ever seen copper ore? It's a rock. Some are prettier than others, but it's still just a rock. The same kind of rock humans had been using for thousands of years to make into crude tools and forms. The same rocks strewn all over the place and suddenly these dudes realize that, "hey, if I put this very specific type of rock into a really hot fire it'll melt and I can do stuff with it." What?! Why decide to do that in the first place? It'd be a bit like you or I saying, "Let's bombard this piece of polypropylene with carbon radioisotopes, but leave those pieces of polycarbonate, polystyrene and polyethylene where they are." We know the plastic will become radioactive, but that's it. Why suspect that if we juice it enough it'll become anything other than a hot rock?    I don't really have a point to all of this. If you've been reading to find one, well, sorry 'bout cha. I just marvel at some of the events in our collective history that seem so simple and rudimentary to us now, but that required something else. Call it God's grace, alien interference or just sheer dumb luck, but whatever caused these leaps I find them incredible and enjoy just thinking about them. Look out! O_O More likely than not my next entry will be about the birth of my daughter Avery.   

That Scout's So Gay

   Fifteen years ago, when I was still a scout, my troop's Scoutmaster was a Quear. So were his sons. I don't mean they were gay, but that they had been born with an unfortunate last name. Still, they may have just lucked out that the BSA national office didn't catch on to the fact that there were a couple of Quears in the Cicero, IN troop. Fire would have rained down, and rightfully so! The last thing America needs is a bunch of LGBTs teaching and leading the youth of America in ideals like loyalty, kindness, reverence or bravery. What do they know of those things? Does it take loyalty to stand by your partner for 30+ years even though society won't let you legally marry one another? How much kindness does it really take to be a nurse, administering aid to the weak and sickly? Reverence? Ha! Just because it was in his job title for most of his life doesn't mean the Reverend Moman knew anything about the subject. But bravery.... Ok, I'll give them that. It's brave to be who you are even when your society tells you it's wrong. It's brave to defy your religious and political leaders, friends or family and tell them all, "This is who I am and it won't change just because you might want it to." It's brave to face the ridicule, the constant derision and bigotry, the hypocrisy and outright hatred. So maybe they could help our scouts with that. Maybe it's time that the Boy Scouts of America recognized that Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender people ARE a part of the cultural make-up of this country and the world, and that since morals are defined by not only religions but also culture, claiming immorality as a reason for exclusion is weak at best. Unless of course they simply misunderstood the section of the Oath that has a boy promise to keep himself "physically strong, mentally awake, and morally straight." Whoops.
   Last week, George "Mr. Sulu" Takei wrote on his blog about Jennifer Tyrell, a Buckeye scout leader, mother, and lesbian, who was asked by the BSA national office to cease in her participation in scouting. So, a woman, a mother, who is trying to support her son and his journey toward a balanced manhood has instead been told that due to her biological and psychological structuring she can't take part. The TYPE of person she loves is keeping her from nurturing another person she loves. Would this have happened if Jennifer loved someone of a different ethnic background? What if she was married to someone with autism or another mental/emotional handicap? What if she lived with a hetero lover who she was not married to? Would the BSA call her immoral and demand that she withdraw her support from the organization? If it did, would we stand with quiet voices?
   I know that some people are in favor of boycotting the BSA until they lift the restrictions on LGBTs, and maybe that'll work. In the meantime though, it's not the national office that will suffer. Instead, it will be the boys like Jennifer Tyrell's son, my nephew, and the thousands of other boys that are discovering who they are through Scouts. These boys rely on things like willing adult leadership and fundraising to make the experience worthwhile. And since your local packs and troops don't necessarily feel the same way about socio-political subjects as the national office might, why withdraw that aid from the boys? Instead, write a letter, or a blog, or sign the petition I've linked to below. Make others aware of the injustice that this otherwise wonderful organization is taking part in. Voice your concern over the prejudice and bigotry that the Boy Scouts of America are perpetuating. This Eagle Scout has.

Sign the petition! 

First

   This blog's going to get me in trouble, I can already tell. At some point, what little filter I have will realize that there simply aren't enough of you reading this, and it'll take the rest of the entry off, leaving me with my foot in my mouth. Or my head up my ass. Doubtless some extremity will find its way into an orifice of one kind or another. All I can do is ask, oh so humbly, that you, Friend, Family or Foe, forgive me fast and forthwith for the funny or false framings of my foul and fecund fingertips and their friviously unfettered ... um, phrases? Fuck!
   Anyway, most of you I assume will be my close friends and/or family and knowing me, won't mind too terribly much. Because as Dr. Seuss wrote, "One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish." Which, as I've always taken it to mean: write what you want, rhyme when you can, and make shit up the rest of the time. Hmm. Probably should've rhymed that.    That said, here's the plan: My Facebook musings (or ramblings as some see them) have simply grown too long for Posts, but oftentimes too short for me to say everything I want. Plus, they clutter up everybody's feeds. So, on occasion I'll use this blog to go on and on about the random, trivial, and mundane thoughts that enter my brain as I drive around all day. Hopefully you find it entertaining and at the least thought-provoking. I look forward to any comments you may have.